Waxball

Inaugural season

Waxball 2024

The first Waxball season lived on ESPN Fantasy, before the league moved to Sleeper. Milo and Paul were not yet in the league.

ESPN-era archive
CE
Playoff champion · $260 Christian Steeler Virginity

Christian Engelhardt beat Erik Ohno Dagoberg in the first Waxball championship matchup.

JM
💩 King · Brazilian Wax Jacob JacobNoWaxkovitz

Jacob Moskovitz lost the final Toilet Bowl matchup to Jakob Cooper and finished 10th.

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Runner-up Erik Erik's Excellent Entourage

$100

3rd Place Travis gaygun

$40

Final ledger

Season Standings

Ordered by regular-season finish. The Finish column shows where each team landed after the playoffs and Toilet Bowl.

# Team Rec PF Finish
1
SL
DaBigbootylatinasSam Labovitz
10-4 1700 4th ▼3
2
EO
Erik's Excellent EntourageErik Ohno Dagoberg
9-5 1891 2nd
3
gaygunTravis Roy Rogers
9-5 1765 3rd
4
CE
Steeler VirginityChristian Engelhardt
8-6 1812 🏆 ▲3
5
Daddy CampbellMiles Elliot
8-6 1705 8th ▼3
6
blueballMiles Blue
7-7 1715 6th
7
Balls? Say Less.Nicholas Hamilton
7-7 1587 5th ▲2
8
PapiCoopJakob Cooper
6-8 1715 9th ▼1
9
JM
JacobNoWaxkovitzJacob Moskovitz
5-9 1686 💩 King ▼1
10
WP
Leaping JestersWill Price
1-13 1480 7th ▲3

Team profiles

2024 Capsules

Simple manager snapshots from the ESPN season. These can grow once we have draft and roster exports.

Champion Christian

Steeler Virginity went 8-6 in the regular season, then beat Erik in the championship.

Runner-up Erik

Erik's Excellent Entourage went 9-5, had the longest win streak, and finished 2nd.

3rd Place Travis

gaygun went 9-5 and closed the inaugural season on the podium.

Regular-season leader Sam

DaBigbootylatinas had the league's best regular-season record at 10-4, then lost both playoff matches to finish 4th.

Mid-table survivor Nic

Balls? Say Less. went 7-7 and finished 5th after the postseason.

Mid-table survivor Miles Blue

blueball also went 7-7 and finished 6th.

Toilet Bowl survivor Will

Leaping Jesters went 1-13, but survived the Toilet Bowl and finished 7th.

Toilet Bowl survivor Miles Elliot

Daddy Campbell went 8-6 in the regular season but finished 8th after the Toilet Bowl bracket.

Final escape Jakob

PapiCoop beat Jacob in the final Toilet Bowl matchup and finished 9th.

💩 King Jacob

JacobNoWaxkovitz lost the final Toilet Bowl matchup and finished 10th.

ESPN-era notes

2024 Superlatives

A simple snapshot from the inaugural season history screen.

Highest PF 1891

Erik Ohno Dagoberg led the league in regular-season points and points per game.

Most wins 10

Sam Labovitz had the best regular-season record at 10-4, but finished 4th after the playoffs.

Longest win streak 6

Erik Ohno Dagoberg had the longest winning streak and reached the championship game.

Longest losing streak 8

Will Price had the longest losing streak, but survived the Toilet Bowl and finished 7th.

Biggest blowout 70.24

Christian Engelhardt beat Will Price 131.36-61.12 in Week 3, the largest margin of the season.